There is something Organic in What I am about to Say!

OK, I am stepping on my Soapbox again and this time I have a few things to say about Organic anything... Although I am not a farmer or in the food industry in any way, I am a consumer and I attempt to educate myself where I can. I have been reading lately about Global Warming and reducing our Carbon Footprints everywhere we can. Whether or not I agree totally with the concerns of Global Warming, I see no harm in reducing my "carbon footprint" and saving certain resources for future use and be easier on my wallet. My salary is not keeping up with the cost of living which is going way up each day. There used to be some lag time, some time for adjustment. So, if in any way, I can do this to reduce the price I am paying at the GAS PUMP then whoa! I am getting on that train and riding it, so to speak. For example, Gasoline is $3.49 a gallon today....OK I gotta digress from topic for just a bit on the Gas issue....

No. 1, I have been reading things about how much Asians, Europeans, and Middle Easterners, etc...pay for gas by the liter and if you calculate it...sure, they are paying exorbitantly by the gallon. They say we have it lucky and should keep our mouths shut. Well, I am not one to shut my mouth. We don't have it so lucky and the cost of fuel ultimately leads to higher prices on everything because we get our goods through TRANSPORTATION. To get things TRANSPORTED you need gas to run the vehicles and if gas is going up so thus will the cost of goods and food. Worse yet many over-the-road Transport Drivers are not paid in equity of the rising gas prices and many will be forced out of the business, adding to your already expensive costs for food, clothes, anything you can imagine that has been TRANSPORTED to your area for you to consume. This is affecting both the rich and the poor and our disappearing middle-class. If fuel costs more for TRANSPORTATION authorities then they will pass the costs on to the consumers where they can.

2ND, No. 2, Asian and European cultures have mass-transit ideals built into their culture and they have smaller spaces to fill and they live closer together and don't live in large spaces to keep freezers full of food or pantries full of dry goods. They live daily because they have to or maybe want to. America is laid out broad and deep. Growing up, our nearest neighbor was a 1/4 mile away if not farther, on the next farm. In towns the grocery, hardware, restaurant, city hall or wal-mart is miles away from my house and there is no bus or subway train to get me to all those places there and back. I point out that in America, not everyone has everything within walking distance and America has not embraced the ideals of the Mass-Transit system. Not that we shouldn't and sure there are these opportunities in the Mega-Cities of New York and Chicago but I think there are very few other Mega Communities that have Mass Transit going everywhere all the time. Los Angeles, New Orleans, St Louis, Miami, Seattle, Kansas City, or Atlanta have bus systems and certain train or other mass transit but nothing that blankets the areas like I've seen in New York or Chicago. There are major gaps and one cannot get everywhere using these systems anywhere but NY. Certainly somewhere like Wichita, KS or Madisonville, LA may have mass transit systems of some kind but I bet I couldn't go from City Hall to wal-mart then over to the Pic-N-Sav and back home again. I bet towns that are big enough like that cannot accommodate transportation like they do in Europe or Asia. There are cabs and transport like that but have you ridden in a cab lately? The price to do that is exorbitant in the smaller communities other than New York or Chicago and they are pretty high at that but for those that have no transportation its a way of life, I suppose. The areas in these American towns and cities are just too spread out and the city father's did not ascertain in the beginnings that this would be a necessary avenue for the growing populations and the gaps remain and will not be filled anytime soon. Also, I am not willing to get on a bus or subway and share-the-ride yet myself. It would take me an extra hour or more to get to places and back again. Although I might be saving the planet, I want my freedom and my sleep more.

3rd, Where is all the oil anyway and why are refineries only producing at minimum levels? Why aren't our Congressmen and Congresswomen asking the hard questions and getting the hard answers? I don't want politically correct answers either. Plain simple answers only, please and...OK, I will digress back to topic about this Organic Food Ideals now...but in reality this is all related, don't kid yourself...anyway, I continue on topic.

I am sick of figuring out what's Organic and what is not. I am not a proponant of Organic Foods but I see no harm in something that is pesticide free...if that were the only issue. I am posting a recent article I read about the Myths of Organic Foods. It is as follows and this article is taken from an MSN Lifestyle Internet Post on 4-11-08. I know that you are thinking MSN is a liberal media outlet or something. That may be but I have several resources listed to cover the conservative and liberal viewpoints...

Myths About Organic Food
By Sarah Z. Wexler

All organics aren't created equal. Here's what's hidden behind the label.

MYTH #1: ORGANIC FOOD IS ALWAYS BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.Organics don't contaminate soil and groundwater with pesticides and chemicals like regular farming does, but there's a surprising downside: Since organic farming is only about half as productive as conventional farming, it requires far more land to produce the same amount of food. Dennis Avery of the Hudson Institutes Center for Global Food Issues estimates that modern high-yield farming has saved 15 million square miles of wildlife habitat, and that if the world switched to organic farming, we'd need to cut down 10 million square miles of forest. Less-productive farming could also lead to even less food for the world's undernourished.

MYTH #2: IT'S MORE NUTRITIOUS. Studies keep flip-flopping on this: One found more vitamin C in organic tomatoes than in conventional ones; another found more cancer-fighting flavonoids in organic corn and strawberries. But other studies haven't found organics to have a nutritional edge. What makes the biggest difference in nutrients is how long produce sits on the shelf. Spinach, for instance, loses about half of its folate within a week.

MYTH #3: IT TASTES BETTER. Nobody has been able to tell the difference except in one study of apples, where organics came out ahead. To get raspberries that taste raspberrier, buy produce that's locally grown, is in season, and hasn't been sitting on the shelf too long. Let's face it: Nothing is at its best when it's flown halfway around the world and waxed, then has to spend a week in the grocery store.

MYTH #4: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AS CAREFUL ABOUT WASHING IT.All produce, whether purchased from a grocery mega chain or your local organic farm, is susceptible to nasty bacteria, such as E. coli (the news-maker that's also been known to kill people). Soil and runoff water that's contaminated with E. coli-harboring animal poop can get onto produce — particularly melons, lettuce, sprouts, tomatoes, spinach, and green onions, since they grow close to the ground. Your best defense: Wash everything thoroughly under running water.

MYTH #5: YOU'RE SUPPORTING SMALL FARMS OR ECO-COMPANIES. General Mills owns the Cascading Farms brand, Kraft owns Back to Nature and Boca Burger, and Kellogg's owns Morningstar Farms, to name a few conglomerates basking in organics' glow (and dough). And with such high demand (in the past year, the market for organic milk outstripped the supply by 10 percent), these giant companies are importing organic ingredients as cheaply as possible — often from other countries. Whole Foods sold roughly $1 billion in produce last year; only about 16 percent was locally grown. So with all the CO2 spent in transport, some organics have questionable eco-virtues.

MYTH #6: IT'S BETTER FOR YOU.Not if it's organic chips, organic soda, or organic cookies. Cane sugar is still sugar and fried chips are still fried, no matter what kind of compost was or wasn't heaped onto the potatoes. Sorry! WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT ORGANIC FOOD IT'S MORE HUMANE.Much of the country's organic milk and meat comes from small farms, where animals are often given more space to roam than those at larger factory farms. IT MAY REDUCE YOUR RISK OF GETTING MAD COW.Organic meat can't have any animal by-products in its feed, which is a primary contributor to mad-cow disease. IT'S GETTING EASIER.Companies like Kellogg's and Kraft are rolling out organic versions of their cereals and mac and cheese, so it's hassle-free to convince kids and boyfriends to eat it. And with discount superchains like Wal-Mart (the country's number-one seller of organic milk) slashing the organic markup to 10 percent (it's usually 20 to 30 percent), organics aren't just for the Whole Foods elite. HOW "ORGANIC" IS IT? Products labeled "organic" must consist of 95 percent organically produced ingredients, but products that contain only 70 percent organic ingredients can use the phrase "Made with organic ingredients." Read carefully.

End of Article...

On this same issue I have other links to articles I googled or read on my own. I find some reputable and others I do not know but they write supporting or as I see it educated opinions on the topic but who is to say they could all be lying through their teeth. One article is found on the Center for Consumer Freedom Website and you can see it by clicking their link http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/headline/2334 or you can read an article from the BusinessWeek Website by clicking their link http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/06_42/b4005001.htm or also there is another article found on the Biblelife website; http://www.biblelife.org/organic.htm and additionally I found an Organic Life Website that had positive points; http://www.organic.org/articles/showarticle/article-207 there is another MSNBC/BusinessWeek article on Organic foods; http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15158675/

and finally a totally Pro-Organic article slash pamphlet from Farmingsolutions.org gives their viewpoints, as well. http://www.farmingsolutions.org/pdfdb/Organic%20Food%20and%20Farming,%20Myth%20and%20Reality.pdf This last link shows that they are specifically pro-organic and give no truly negative sides to Organic farming.

I also spoke to my Aunt and Uncle recently about this issue. They own a farm and raise Beef-Cattle and Belgian Horses. They are very knowledgeable about farming as they have recently been given the Century award for having a farm owned by the same family for over 100 years. They own my Grandparents farm, the farm my Mom grew up on and I am sure her Grandparents farmed, as well. They tell me that "Organic Beef" is a misnomer and a matter of labeling only. In our state livestock must be vaccinated by state law, in order for the livestock to be sold to the general public and therefore it cannot be "Organic". They do not know how someone can label beef as "Organic" in their state when it is truly not "Organic".

My overall opinion is not a slam of Organic foods or the practices of Organic farming, I am attempting to view it from a "Carbon Footprint" point of view. So all of you Holy Organic New Age Guru types don't be getting your panties in a wad. I am speaking from a wholly Global Warming side of the issue only. Although, I personally think a lot of the "Organic" stuff is just a bunch of hoopla and not as much too it as its commanded to be. That being said and from all that I have read, I feel that Organic Farming is an option and certain aspects of it are probably healthier for you but the "Carbon Footprints" it leaves behind in its wake are more than I care to pursue.

United States Papal Visit 2008

I was reading a friends blog today KansasCityCatholic and I liked today's post (You can click on the previous to go there or read on). I essentially have all the same information here...anyway, It was simple and informative about some of the official places one could go to on the WWW (World Wide Web) to gain news and information about His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI and his historic visit to the United States including a trip to the White House. To commemorate the event and provide information on Pope Benedict XVI's visit there has been an official website set up by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops for the Apostolic Visit to the United States.It is http://www.uspapalvisit.com/ . If you click on that link it will take you there. Today is actually his Holiness's birthday and he is celebrating 81 years. Let us all pray that his visit will bring about wonderful works here in the United States.

There is also a blog set up for his visit and you can click here to go there. Last, if you lucky enough to have an audience with or to meet the Pope there is also a website that will give you pointers on protocol and papal etiquette. You can click here to go there, as well.

My Aunt Shirley, an Angel on My Shoulder...

March 9, 2008 was a very sad day for my family. Due to a horrible circumstance, a wonderful person passed out of our lives while here on earth. My family lost someone very dear to all of us. I made mention of this in a previous post and it is here that I would like to say how much we will miss our dear, sweet, quietly strong, Aunt Shirley. A woman of few words, in my lifetime, but her presence was known just by her being. She was a true lady who would never give her age even if asked. She would just smile and nod and perhaps change the subject, as a lady should. A lot of the time she could say without words, what most of us cannot speak out loud. At her Eulogy, her Minister spoke of the many gracious ways our Aunt lived her life. Having many (a dozen or more, including greats and great-greats) Nieces and Nephews made their own lack of children seem unimportant. People do not have children of their own for many reasons and my Aunt & Uncle's reasons are unimportant to me because they always were the most loving and kind people and I felt all the more special to them because of it.

From what I know of their history together, they met over 60 years ago while working for the same company in the same office. My Uncle Jim asked my Aunt Shirley out several times before she would eventually give him her number. They of course, courted (dated to you and me) and after marrying, my Aunt and Uncle moved in with her parents to save for a home of their own. As I grew up, they have remained in that same home together making a wonderful life for themselves. They were completely devoted to each other and were still holding hands and romantic stuff like that to the end. The nurses caring for my Aunt Shirley were even overcome with tears at the eminent moments before her passing remarking how much my Aunt and Uncle cared for each other, how devoted my Uncle was to my Aunt and one could tell that they were still so much in love after all the years together. I can only hope to find that kind of caring, loving, devoted person someday to spend the remainder of my life with. They still had spats, Uncle Jim remarked that Aunt Shirley would get after him some mornings when he ate breakfast before taking certain medications that needed to be taken on an empty stomach or how during Sunday church services my Aunt might elbow my Uncle in the ribs if he began to doze off and snore a little.

These are just parts of life we all share and I can tell you I am deeply grateful for having had them on my side and a part of my life. The life lessons they gave me by example have taught me much. I guess these things come with age but I did not recognize these lessons until recently. The life lessons I have gotten just by observing my family has made me who I am today. I can now see that when people are surrounded by things that are other than ideal and that is all they have to exemplify...I can see where they can get into trouble. This is not to say that even the most loving and educated people cannot turn out serial killers but I truly believe that where there is love, respect and if you lead others by your good example then you have done something so great that its value is immeasurable. This is how I feel my Aunt and Uncle have influenced my own life. I am reminded of a recent song I heard on the radio by Brad Paisley Titled: "Letters to Me." It is about when he gets older and wants to write letters back in time to himself. Some of the lyrics are as follows:

"If I could write a letter to me and send it back in time to myself at 17
First I'd prove it's me by saying look under your bed
There's a Skoal can and a Playboy no one else would know you hid
And then I'd say I know it's tough when you break up after seven months
And yeah, I know you really liked her, and it just don't seem fair
All I can say is pain like that is fast, and it's rare.

Chorus:
And oh, you got so much going for you, going right
But I know at 17, it's hard to see past Friday night
She wasn't right for you
And still you feel like there's a knife sticking out of your back
And you're wondering if you'll survive*but*
You'll make it through this and you'll see
You're still around to write this letter to me.

At the stop sign at Tomlinson and Eighth
Always stop completely Don't just tap your brakes
And when you get a date with Bridgett
Make sure the tank is full On second thought forget it
That one turns out kinda cool

Each and every time you have a fight
Just assume you're wrong and dad is right
And you should really thank Mrs. Brinkman
She spent so much extra time
It's like *she sees* the diamond underneath
And she's polishing you 'til you shine.

Chorus:
And oh, you got so much going for you, going right
But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night
Tonight's the bonfire rally but you're staying home instead
Because if you fail algebra, mom and dad will kill you dead *but*
Trust me you'll squeak by and get a C
And you're still around to write this letter to me.

You've got so much *up* ahead
You'll make new friends, you should see your kids and wife
And I'd end by saying have no fear
These are nowhere near the best years of your life.
I guess I'll see you in the mirror
When you're a grown man

P.S. go hug Aunt Rita every chance you can."

I liked this song it made me aware of how many things are really good in my life and although I made some bad decisions in my youth, things turned out OK. I think it best to hug anyone you hold dear and let them know they are cared about by you whether you really do or not because deep down you even cared about someone you really implied you didn't, that's just human nature. There may come a time when its too late to let them know anymore one way or the other...That is how I feel about all my friends and family especially, my Aunt Shirley and Uncle Jim. Thanks Aunt Shirley, I Love You and will Miss You for now...until we meet again someday!

Vacations are a Wonderful Thing!

Oh my goodness, I have finally returned from a wonderful visit with my Sister, Niece & Nephew...Brother-in-Law was out of town for his birthday, too bad he missed us but I know he had a good time back home with his friends.

It was Easter yet again and the Mother, the Zoie-dog and I ventured forth into the wilds of Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana via the PT Cruiser to bring our glad tidings to our family and spend a little quality time in the Big Easy.

I am very impressed with my little Cruiser or "Scruiser" as my Niece so eloquently calls it. The "Scruiser" drove a very impressive 887 miles one way (1774 miles RT) and only drew 3 tank fulls of precious petroleum to get us there. I have been unimpressed with the local gas-mileage the "Scruiser" gets. I use 2 tankfuls a week driving back and forth to work (one day - 36 miles RT) and the other etc...things I need the car for and that does not mean I drive more that 887 miles a week. That would be quite the contrary but as it has been pointed out to me, I drive with a heavy foot, and always seem to be in a hurry to get somewhere. Well, I think perhaps that is about to change in light of the ever-present and rising Petrol prices. Say that 5 times fast, uh-huh...

Anyway, the trip was a good one but was preceded by a death in my Family. I am posting a separate post on this as a small tribute to a wonderful lady who was my Aunt Shirley, one of the most gracios people I have ever known. My Aunt and Uncle spent a precious and happy 59 years (almost 60 in June) together and although they had no children of their own they have many many nieces and nephews from both sides of their family who are as much to them and they to us. Our Aunt Shirley is sorely missed by all of us, most especially I am certain by our Uncle Jim. As my family ages, I see myself getting older and want to spend more time with those I love before it is too late and have regrets. Although I can't be everywhere at any given moment I will do my best to be a part of my family and our history together.

As I have said in a previous post, my Sister now lives in Madisonville, Louisiana. A small town on the North shore of Lake Pontchartrain. We had a wonderful visit. The kids are 3 & 4 years old now. You can understand them when they talk to you and are mostly potty trained. These are 2 very important issues in the life a child, as far as I am concerned. I don't mind changing diapers and realize that as they grow older until they have children, it will be some of the last diapers I change in my family, again realizing we are all getting older...its just a new transition and is not an ending but I am somehow saddened by this as well not wanting things to change too much....OK back to the trip....

We had a great time, I again ate @ two of my favorite restaurants in the country; The Broken Egg Cafe and Friends Restaurants. We ate @ each a few times and I again had many of my favorites and a couple of new ones, including the Eggs Benedict, and Bourbon Street Shrimp and an Abita Seasonal Brew called Strawberry Ale, my Mom had her usual O'Douls and my Sister had a drink called the Taubinator. Those were some good groceries I tell ya. While we were visiting my Sister repainted her master bath and redecorated as well. We did a lot of Antiquing and general shopping in the little shops in all the surrounding communities including; Covington, Mandeville, Abita Springs and Madisonville, of course. It was a very pleasurable trip. Easter Sunday brought the Easter Bunny, of course, and Easter Egg hunts and Grandma passed on her childhood tradition of making an Easter Cake with Jelly Bean nests made of Coconut. Our Grandmother did the same for her children and so my Mom passed it down to her children and grandchildren. Although, in light of their ages Grandma chose to make cupcakes instead of a larger 3 layer coconut cake. The kids were just as happy to have a kid sized cake anyway. It was so much fun and we took lots of pictures...

Since everything in Louisiana is a parish instead of a county you can only guess there is a very large Catholic community. The center of the French Quarter is one of the oldest Cathedrals in the country and the oldest in Louisiana, St. Louis Cathedral. In the St. Tammany Parish in the town of Madisonville is the parish church of St. Anselm. We were not able to attend Mass here this year but it is a beautiful little parish church. I especially like to see a Crucified Jesus instead of the more liberal open armed welcoming Jesus on many crosses in Catholic churches across the country. I am more reminded of what Jesus died for when I have to see him Crucified and brings me closer to him in my faith than to see a Jesus welcoming me with open arms...

This parish's Saint has a particularly interesting history. You can read about St. Anselm by clicking here. I hope everyone had as Happy and Easter season as I did. Remember although Easter Sunday has come and gone, the Easter Season is not over there are 15 more days in the season so take some time and reflect on what is that Jesus Christ did for you over 2000 years ago and what you need to do to be more like him...

You Can't Cry Over Broken Eggs Amongst Friends

Broken Egg is the name and egg dishes are their game with a few Friends. @ the end of November thru Mid-December 2007, I spent some quality time with my Sister and her Family in NOLA (New Orleans Louisiana). Well, to be more specific they live on the North Shore of Lake Pontchartrain in the small parish town of Madisonville, LA. I had a wonderful time spent mostly Christmas shopping for my niece and nephew. I ate at two places this trip that I absolutely have to say are a couple of the best places I have ever eaten. The food and drink in both places is superb and I have to give each a 5 Star recommendation. The 1st place is a cafe in Old Mandeville, LA called The Broken Egg. They do not have a website as far as I can Google but I will attach directions here. They have simply some of the best breakfasts I have ever had and I am not one for breakfast; as mornings are not my forte' but that being said...the Stan's #1 Omelet, the Hey Ricky, the Floridian, and the Crab Stack crab cakes for breakfast are the best I have ever consumed...did I say enough about this place or what.

The second place we ate but by no means in 2ND place was a restaurant called Friends, in Old Madisonville, LA right on the Tchefuncte River. In fact, if you have a boat you can dock right @ the Restaurant and they will come out and serve you right on your boat. It was the most fabulous meal I have also ever had and I had one of the specialties of the house called Jack-Leg Chicken. it was a a huge fried chicken breast covering a huge portion of Jambalaya and all that covered with shredded Monterrey Jack cheese and ladled with Gumbo over all of that. It truly is more than one can eat in a sitting even for me but I did it...Wow!

News for News Sake

I have been reading lately...yes, I do read from time to time...and it seems everyone has a comment about newspapers or magazines having a liberal or conservative bent. Whatever, happened to News for News sake. Did this genre die out in the 1940's or something. Why is it that commentators think the average American is an idiot? I am average and I am not an idiot. Newspapers have labels such as The New York Times, or Kansas City Star, Time Magazine or even CNN programs such as AC 360 are labeled as "Liberal". Well, this may be true but give me some credit. I have the ability to interpret what I read.

I am a Democrat by a long family tradition but I possess Conservative values because I am also a Catholic. I hate to mix my religion and my politics. I have stated before that I hate politics and I still do. It is however, a necessary evil in our democratic republic and our times in general. (did you see I mixed the two together Democrat and Republican, I even got a little military terminology in there..general...get it?). Anyway, I digress, Why is it that I cannot read any article without it having a "Conservative" or "Liberal" label attached to it. Why am I also chastised for not having the knowledge to know the difference. I do, I see a viewpoint for what it is. I am not brainwashed by a certain statement exception for the Holy Father, the Pope. What he says goes...

Did you see that? Did you catch on to that? Did you see what I just did there. You were thinking this guys a "Liberal" but then I threw in His Eminence, The Pope. I can be both or in my case, not either, not anything. I take a stand on issues for issue sake. I refuse to be labeled. I vote for and how I want. I read an article and judge for myself its merits and its drawbacks. I am not swayed unless I read something to sway me, something to agree or disagree with. Even on the TV, a commentator who is either "Conservative" or "Liberal", brands their guest speakers in either of the same vane, vain? Admittedly, it is usually a forum for a he said, she said opposition type view. See there...again I have input a sexist slur into my writing...he said, did you catch that...

At any rate, I would just once like to read or listen to news, articles of interest, or even a Martha Stewart "Good thing" without attaching a label to it. I have been labeled throughout my entire life and from school age forward I have let myself be hurt and sometimes held back by labels. I am a LIAR or so you might be told by some. I am GAY, as you might to told by others. ((Of which I am not...but as Jerry Seinfeld so well put it there is nothing wrong with it.) Well actually my faith tells me so but I will not judge those but before God.) I am said over-EMOTIONAL and UnSTABLE by a few still. I am a FOOL and a BASTARD (the latter is true unfortunately). The point I am so uneloquently, trying to make is that labels actually hurt more people than they help. I have many issues that a lot of therapy has tried to untangle because of the labels that someone placed upon me and grew into my flesh like the portrait of Dorian Grey. (Read the book, its a good one). Today, I am none of the things I mentioned, except the Bastard (in the antiquated sense of the word), that is a label that I wear with pride because I wouldn't be who I am without it. I would be someone else that perhaps didn't get a label but Mr. Destiny has yet to rearrange my existence. Perhaps tomorrow I shall wake up to a different life. I fear that life although different would have ultimately been the same because no matter the life the labels are still there. We must create a new way to co-exist without a label. Unfortunately, we might all get Lima beans when we were hoping for chicken soup and what a world that would be....

In the Beginning there was Roast Beef....

I cut and pasted the following from a recent email. It made me smile...

Enjoy!

IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE...

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?

A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan .)

PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . "He-brews."

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!

Friends are God's way of taking care of us.

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